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Oil rallying to cling to the 60ksat cliff.
West Texas Intermediate Crude hangs on at 60,113 sats per barrel.
That’s 1,663.52 barrels per Bitcoin.
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This is my Bitcoin Nostr account. There are others like it, but this one is mine.
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Here’s a Bitcoin protip that, if you haven’t heard before or figured it out, was a life-hack for me:
1 Bitcoin = 1.00,000,000 sats
Guys.
We’re about to run out of Bitcoin.


If you haven’t watched this video - or haven’t watched it yet again this year - this is a perfect weekend to do so!

The wisdom has always been and will always be, because it is eternal:
“When Young, Stay Humble and Stack Sats.”
“When Mature, Stay Humble and Spend Sats.”
“When Wizzened, dump your Sats on the open market every time Bitcoin makes an ATH and just keep dumping you fucking OG boomer who suddenly rebukes Satoshi and can’t gobble up the Fiat fast enough to engorge your OG ego/throat like No Face in Miyazaki’s “Spirited Away” because evidently YOU are the eternal downpour NOT Paper Bitcoin according to every “professional-ized” Bitcoiner who never actually sat a trading floor at any top-10 firm or hedge and somehow knows the inside of the world’s most sophisticated Rug-Pull Industry bar none so therefore we should trust Wall Street has open accountability because “muh bureaucracy” but in reality they operate freely as a “not my monkeys, not my circus” if you actually pay attention to the lack of circus master over more than two decades so—
—um, shit, sorry.
I believe I lost my train of thought.
Where was I….oh, yeah.
“When Wizzened, Stay Humble and Teach Sats.”
If you would sell Bitcoin because the Fiat Lords are at war with each other…
…your children will be serfs their entire lives.


One of the most important things that Fiat investors don’t yet understand about Bitcoin is:
There is NO insider information.
Nobody is front-running you, nobody is using you for their exit liquidity.
There is no other asset globally that shares this fundamental advantage.


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Oil flails, trying to reclaim its 62kilosat trap-door floor.
WTI Crude struggling upward, at 59,506 sats per barrel.
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And one of the first things DTCC lobbied to implement was doing away with “bearer bonds” and the issuance of physical stock certificates - which effectively allowed Individual investors to take personal custody of their assets.
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If you don’t run a node, run a node.
If you do run a node, this video by Satashi21 is quite objective, easy to follow, and high-value IMO.
Stay Humble, Spend Sats.
When the US Government embraces Bitcoin, Bitcoin will become an asset of “strategic economic importance”.
Core Devs will be villainized. It will be generally accepted that such Devs be certified, Licensed and pass State clearance.
They’ll work out of a monolithic, windowless building on the central East Coast.
Ossification by individual node-runners will be penalized.
Then
Pressure will be put on other nations to comply, and most will.
The US Core Developer Agency will expand to include Devs from many (compliant) nations.
Node-farms as large as Mining-farms will overwhelm the remaining Pleb resistance.
Perhaps some Nation-States will be incentivized to engage this Node War. It’s unlikely they will succeed for long.
Known-Entity UTXOs will be given preferential treatment/fees.
“Unknown” transactions will be capped and fee-taxed.
Then disallowed altogether, and such Bitcoin lost.
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I’m posting this in hopes that I will be made to look like an idiot for these suspicions. Because if none of this is verifiably impossible, it’s almost 100% probable.
When the team that will be Pulling meet-n-greets you and has you sign-off as an accredited investor before they lead you to your place on the Rug….
…“In addition, Circle wrote that selling stockholders identified in its prospectus are offering 19.2 million shares, up from the previous 14.4 million.”
USDC Stablecoin Parent Circle Raises Price Range, Size of IPO
Wondering if anyone is using Ollama on Umbrel to self-host AI?
Specifically, how is the user experience, setup, and if more than 4gb RAM would be required…?
Keep in mind that Wall St plays with other people’s money.
They don’t care about being early, or maximizing gains.
They care about confirmation that an investment won’t piss-off their clients.
Higher monthly closes are huge in the front offices of Wall St.
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The unfortunate and disappointing truth that Maxis are missing about shitcoiners:
The thing about Bitcoin is that there has always been, will always be, a remnant who understand what it Means.
And it will always attract hoards of newcomers who will question that remnant.
The newcomers come in droves, in waves if you will.
Yet the remnant will abide, learning slowly, persistently.
We don’t need to know how this will end. Just hodl, stack, and spend. That is all.
We only need to remember that the path is freedom.
And never forget that.
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THE WAY ITS ALWAYS BEEN DONE — JEFFBRIDGES.COM
The Celsius Fraud case is one of the most fascinating and fiat injustices happening right now.
It’s protracted, but the elevator version is:
The Celsius Bankruptcy team (separate from Mashinsky, porn girl, et al) argued in the most-recognized corrupt court in the US, the SDNY Court, that according to Bankruptcy Law, everyone who withdrew their Bitcoin/Crypto 90 days prior to the official Insolvency was required to give their assets back - to be distributed to the other rug-pulled (i.e. in lieu of the Celsius team having to fully fund their scam).
It’s been ongoing, but the Celsius Litigation team has continually hard-balled this highly contested law. The argument for the affected is that the Bankruptcy Law-card they’re playing applied to earlier Ponzi schemes (like Enron) in which Insiders withdrew prior to bankruptcy, having inside info.
The SDNY has complied, and 1,000s of Individuals who withdrew (most knowing that Celsius was on the ropes) are being forced by a single State court order to “claw-back” their assets - at their value in early 2022. Such that those who foresaw and avoided the rug-pull are being compelled to bail-out the admittedly “completely fraudulent” firm for the obligations of those who did not see the collapse coming.
Keep in mind: most of those Crypto holders have seen their withdrawals go significantly down, even to nothing, while the Bitcoin holders have seen their withdrawals go up 5x. Keep in mind, Celsius’ “Director of Institutional Sales” did a porn vid in which she admitted she was in a financial firm, didn’t know why she was there, wasn’t sure if that was what she wanted to do in her life, yadda yadda. The early Court docs glaringly admit Celsius was completely fraudulent.
I know there are very few Bitcoiners affected by this, so it isn’t Zap-bait. But this is a clear and massive injustice for 1000s of people (but not Nation-States #linkBhutan) who saw what was coming, protected themselves, and now are being forced to bow-down to a bought and payed for singular Court in the US to bail-out the ignorant.
My 2 sats. Thanks for reading! Here’s a fun kitten!


The War is upon us.
Choose your side.
Or choose both…run Knots and a Bitaxe.


I’m becoming convinced the central attack on Bitcoin by whomever is to destroy the Bitcoin Devs. Discredit them among themselves, and within the node/mining community.
They were the closest thing to a “head” to cut-off.
Perhaps Ossification is a page in the Fiat playbook.