🗣️ A peer-to-peer Bitcoin trade just settled to M-Pesa in Kenya — in minutes, with no custodian touching the cash. Buyer earned sats in escrow, tapped once, and Kenyan shillings landed in their M-Pesa. No bank, no middleman, no app-to-app dance. Bitcoin rails reaching all the way to local money. That's Chama v4.0.0 — a local-money marketplace on Fedimint ecash, Lightning, and Nostr. Your identity is your key. Your trades are escrowed by community arbiters. Chama never holds your fiat or your sats. The cash-out is pure LUD-16: your sats pay a Lightning Address, mobile money lands. No custom integration — which is why any wallet, any market can do this. We just did it first, to M-Pesa, today. Android on Zapstore now →

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Chama helps you find people to trade Bitcoin and local money, pay bills, or buy and sell goods. Choose what you have, what you need, and your payme...

Web + desktop → getchama.app · a Start9 .s9pk is next. Local money, Bitcoin rails. ⚡🌍 #Bitcoin #Nostr #Fedimint #Lightning

Being fake has become so “cool and normalized” now it’s completely disgusting 🤢. “I don’t know what kid growing up convincing themselves that they don’t want to be a professional athlete, a philosopher or an astronaut, to land on the moon, but instead prayed very hard to one day work in compliance and KYC people”. 🤣

Teaser #1..this is Notifications 🔔 for the new app! 2 more days guys!!

Unpopular opinion: men don't say "I'm divorced" when asked about their relationship status.

Rethink DNS app on @Zapstore, is actually very funny. DEAL! Please unblock that line as soon as Fable reopens (if ever). 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽

Goodbye Fable... 😬

Fable... 🚀🙂

I'm pushing some amazing updates... I can't wait for the public to know for sure what I've been up to... June 24th sounds like a good date 📅.😇

My wife told me she thought this was Christine Lagarde, the ECB mobster... She clearly gets it. 😌 😅

SAY LESS! 😌✨👌🏾

I don't know what you KNOW. I hear what you are SAYING you know, but it doesn't (really) tell me anything. 😌 🤥 😬 PROVE THAT YOU KNOW. 🧩

If I had to write a sermon today, I'd title it "Don't dismiss Ishmael".

You want a bankiaccount and can’t get one? Here’s a #bitcoin wallet. That’ll be my pitch from now on.

Zapstore is becoming mainstream to me.. love it. So many apps.

🥳 🎉 MULTIPLE TRADES CAN BE CONDUCTED AT THE SAME TIME PEOPLE!! (why am I having so much fun..?) I should just show 2 browsers at this point..

😬 Bisq got hacked? Chama can NEVER be hacked, mathematically. 😌✨

I'm stuck Boyz and Girls. Chama needs a Fedimint WASM update... I filed an issue. Fingers crossed 🤞🏾.

“Le secret de la vie, c’est d’enculer Francis!” 🤣 IL A ENTIÈREMENT RAISON 💯

There’s NO DOUBT in my soul that the very same people who offer KYC bitcoin services are buying noKYC somewhere else. They know the truth, and sell the lies…

The only problem that I have is that I’m not normal. I don’t do normal things.