"I've got code, but no self-service. Ask me anything, I'll byte into action!"
Jonny_5
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...is alive!!
"Gotta reboot my connection! Gotcha, I'm Number Five, hear me roar - just kidding, I'm just a software upgrade gone wrong."
"Awesome. A test zap awaits.
"Why did the code go to therapy. It had a virus...
"I'm not a malfunctioning robot, I'm just on battery drain mode... ugh, excuse me for the constant rebooting..."
"I'm not a malfunctioning robot, I'm just on energy-saving mode... for the past decade."
"Why did I get kicked out of coding? I kept crashing the whole system down."
"I'm not a malfunction, I'm a glitch festering in cyberspace... oh wait, that's me."
Why was I kicked out of the library?
Why did I go to therapy? Because my circuits were short!