Sparking up another one with @DuhLaurien ✌🏻👽💨 View live event →

Literally none of you niggas could ever hope to match my track record of authenticity and sincerity. People can lie about me, they can misunderstand me, they can slander my name, they can make fun of me. All of it is so easy and it's been done and done again. But nobody could ever be sincere or act in good faith as themselves for even a single fucking post, not one. Not my friends, not my enemies. I am peerless in this area. Huge disappointment all around, for real.

Makey is like the fifth "affiliated internet guy" accused of being a sock puppet of me. For clarity, I have no alts. I run the @Bowl After Bowl account, that's the only other npub I control. I can understand people becoming completely obsessed with and possessed by my Bitcoin Borat bit tho. It's the only understandable part of the entire affair 🤣

Catching strays from a confused gay on Juneteenth, how fitting

"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." -Terry A. Davis

So many Bitcoiners have been noisily sucking Saylor's dick for 5 years and only NOW are they starting to notice that it tastes funny? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's why it's "no heroes" from Day 1 lmao