At face value this seems like a good idea. After all, it’s what we all expected last year. But w/all of President Milei’s p🐱ssyfooting between campaign promises & catering to IMF/WEF since entering office…I dunno. I hope to be pleasantly surprised.

CryptoPotato

Argentina to Collaborate With El Salvador in Adopting Bitcoin: Report

The officials discussed the growing use of cryptocurrencies in global economies and exchanged concepts on El Salvador’s Bitcoin adoption journey.

All I needed to see was the title 🤣🤣 “Jim Kramer endorses ETH as a great store of value amid US Dollar concerns…” I cannot wait to see how this goes 🫣 Will this be the ONE time he’s correct? 🍿🍿🍿👀👀🫣🫣

Bitcoin News

Mad Money's Jim Cramer Endorses Ether as 'Great Store of Value' Amid US Dollar Concerns

Mad Money host Jim Cramer says ether is a great store of value in a world where the U.S. dollar is "going to have a hard time."

I’ve been away a while 😅 Apologies. Feels good to be reminded that through it all; before some of us were into #BTC; since many of us have gotten into #Bitcoin & yes after others join #bitcoin in the future…the #Blockchain has never & will never stop. #TickTockNextBlock

Well, this is gonna be interesting. Trump is going to appeal to folks looking to keep #Crypto jobs & companies, here. I imagine an overall “moonwalking” of policies toward crypto. Frankly…I look forward to their rationalizations 🍿👀🤭 #BTC  #Bitcoin  https://www.theblock.co/post/293384/donald-trump-crypto-campaign-donation

Damn. Another one is under attack. Looks like ppl were buying enough $BTC for the govt to notice 👀 Be sure you have either a backup place to buy #Bitcoin or a good ass’d VPN…maybe both, actually 🤔 Oh well. #HappyStacking, folks‼️ #BTC https://www.coingabbar.com/en/crypto-currency-news/dorseys-block-alleged-for-violating-regulatory-norms

A great video, referencing a great author @Lyn Alden 😁 I was on a livestream & Ms. Lyn came up. I mentioned my personal & very respectful admiration for her. The hosts brought up how some folks were rude to her, I was füken SHOCKED (pissed is a more accurate word). To Lyn, I say; please keep up the great work & know that if I ever get the funds up to see you speak in person…I may turn into a stuttering middle-school boy, when asking for your autograph in my book 😅 Take care everyone‼️

Fecal matter 💩 in the jacuzzi aside, I hope the devs find a way to address the issue. I get it, some ppl’s pubic hairs were unexpectedly tugged (‼️😳‼️) but if this leads to making #Bitcoin more secure…isn’t it worth it? Just my opinion 😅

Cointelegraph

Someone ‘shit in the jacuzzi’ — Bitcoiners furious after testnet griefing

Bitcoin developers are mad at Bitcoin cypherpunk Jameson Lopp for spamming Bitcoin’s testnet via a griefing attack.

I think it was about a year or two ago when I 1st mentioned the US chasing business offshore. Well, here we have it. So long as we continue to elect & sustain geriatric dinosaurs into positions of power, we’ll keep sliding backwards compared to others.

Cointelegraph

Phoenix and Wasabi exit US market amid self-custody wallet crackdown

Phoenix Wallet and Wasabi Wallet will cease services for U.S. customers due to concerns about increased regulatory crackdowns in the country.

I’m not a lawyer. But, in my layman’s opinion, this is 🐂💩 I mean, the DOJ’s gonna win. But, their methods make my butt itch. I get it, bad ppl paid for bad things. Well then…can we scrap the USD ledger 💵 & move to a #Decentralized #BTC #Blockchain?🤔

DOJ insists Tornado Cash operated as a 'commercial enterprise'

*sniff*sniff* y’all smell that? Smells like #FUD to me. All that tells me is, paper hands are gonna fold, $BTC price is gonna drop & I’m a scoop some up just in time for payday 👍🏾 Ion’t know about you, but this is giving me happy pants feelings; warm, fuzzy &…frothy, Baby (Oh, Be-HAAAAAVE)😁 #BTC

crypto.news

BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF sees $217m outflow

The spot Bitcoin ETF sector is once again in the red zone, experiencing a capital outflow of $217 million on April 25.

Don’t do as these senile habitual liars “tell” you. Follow their “actions”. How long have you been told “#BTC bad…” “it’s for crime…” “it’s a scam…”? All the while, they’re BUYING it‼️😆 Best that you get “more than zero” $BTC much sooner than later. You know they’re laughing at you, right?

CoinGape

Bitcoin ETF: America's Oldest Bank BNY Mellon Reveals BTC ETF Investments In Quarterly Filings

BNY Mellon, recently unveiled in its 13F filings with the U.S. SEC that it holds substantial investments in (IBIT) and (GBTC) Bitcoin ETFs.

A bold move. A very bold move. Let’s see how this pans out for ‘em. “I” personally see them as a #security. But the law has performed greater gymnastics than this to get the privileged away from the consequences of their actions 🤷🏾‍♂️ #BTC #HoweyTest #ETH

Bitcoin News

'ETH Should Not Be Treated as a Security' — Consensys Sues SEC Over Ethereum Regulations

The blockchain and web3 software technology company, Consensys, filed a complaint today in the the Northern District of Texas.

A noble idea. But those currently in charge will never allow this to happen. He’s more likely to learn how to spit chewing gum from his forehead, than this is to be approved on an open #Blockchain However, hope springs eternal 🤞🏾Who knows 🤷🏾‍♂️

Cointelegraph

RFK Jr. wants to put the entire US budget on a blockchain

Kendey’s plan would allow for more transparency and accountability, allowing taxpayers to see where their tax dollars are spent.

They keep comparing payment speeds between base layer #BTC (they call it base layer, not me) & apple pay. But…apple pay isn’t a base layer. It’s on top of other layers on monetary framework. Compare apple pay to the #LightningNetwork ⚡️or #Bitcoin to the base layer of banking for settlements. Otherwise 🤫

Cointelegraph

Apple Pay is the benchmark as crypto mobile payments push for adoption

Cryptocurrency-based mobile payments must be as functional as Apple Pay and Google Pay to challenge conventional payment services. according to Hel...

“There is no such thing, as a free lunch…” & 🎵“Don’t Go Chasin’ Waterfalls…” 🎵 Are two phrases to repeat if the thought of “borrowing” against #Bitcoin or #Altcoins. Unless you are (1) exceedingly tech savvy; or (2) just have #BTC or #ETH to burn 🚫🙅🏾‍♂️

Crypto Loans Without Collateral [Ultimate Guide 2025] | CoinCodex

We examine different types of crypto loans, explain why average customers cannot use loans without collateral, and explain how flash loans work.

Well, given that the govt is currently voting on & will likely PASS Laws to spy on us, to our faces‼️ This, is unsurprising 😐 Wikimedia’s ex-boss admits that they (1) manipulated info w/the govt during Covid & 2020; (2) they the 1A “gets in the way”⁉️ Pretty soon, the only vote to make, will be w/your feet & live where you’re not LEGALLY being spied on. #BoilingFrogs #CrabsInABucket #BitcoinOrSlavery #FiatFeudalism #BTC #Bitcoin

Cointelegraph

Viral video raises claims Wikipedia censored data about US elections and COVID-19

Former Wikimedia CEO Katherine Maher’s views on disinformation during the U.S. elections and COVID-19 pandemic sparks controversy on X.

It’s supposedly been patched but that won’t matter if you haven’t updated your firmware on your LG Smart TV. Apparently versions 4 thru 7 are riddled w/vulnerabilities like Dwarves w/worms, facing Bilbo’s Trolls🧙‍♂️👑💍👁️🤣 Update it b4 your TV watches you 👀 I’m kidding…aren’t I?

TechRadar

LG TVs could be hacked to let criminals spy on you — and that

An escalation of vulnerabilities could allow a hacker to take over your LG TV

Another scat-tastic 💩👍🏾 video from Mr. @Matthew Kratter Toilet humor aside, he has been a HUGE part of my #BTC journey 🙏🏾😊 So glad that out of all the fecal confetti 💩🎊 youtube’s algos sent my way back in 2021, they sent an actual gold nugget 🙌🏾 Cheers!