Man I love the lightning network.

If you’re driving. And there’s someone driving in front of you. As well as behind you. And you notice that you’re driving a little off. Continue to drive that way until the person in front of you moves out of the lane. Then correct yourself so that the person behind you doesn’t think you’re dumb. #tardstr #notstupidstr

Disclaimer: I am retarded.

Being the funny guy isn’t easy. He’s always so hard on himself. View quoted note →

@elsat when scrolling slightly down and checking side bar it look funny. Just FYI. Disclaimer: I am super retarded and not qualified to report on this.

You leave simple instructions on what not to do with a machine and people do it anyway, cause fuck you and your programs grepples. Noted.

Dear nostr, can you point this pleb in the direction of programming tips? #asknostr

Peak retardation. If a cow farts who gives a shit? It’s a cow fart. Why must humans try to play god? Let nature be nature FFS. View quoted note →

It’s true what the maxis said. Being a whale isn’t easy.

Dragons. Were. Real.