HALP. I drank way too much coffee. I’m up and can’t come dowwwwwwn. What do?

Imagine for a moment that you are an athlete and for your entire life, you’ve sacrificed and worked your ass off at one freezing cold sport. Finally, you achieve your dreams and make it to the Olympics, but your event gets scheduled on February 8th…at the same time as the Super Bowl…so nobody watches.