I ordered a fancy schmancy skincare serum that all the hot girlies were talking about.
I think I should have read the ingredients first…
Key ingredient is salmon semen.
It already feels weird enough to rub goo all over my face. Now I gotta do it knowing I’m getting bukkaked by the Pacific Ocean.
Also…semen in skincare? Brings me flashbacks to highschool where boys were constantly telling us gals all the snake oil benefits of their jizz in pure desperation that somebody would touch their thingies😂
Anyways, I better be glowing
