it has been quite a while since I soldered anything, but happy to say I'm still the world's okayest solderer. the cheap accelerometer is ready for integration.

my normal economic activity: A fart in a hurricane. my bitcoin economic activity: A steamy eggs-drenched-in-tobasco-sauce fart in a hurricane.

New motto: if you can't code a thought, code a lot.

smash buying today solely to pick up sats that paper-handed bitches dropped

it's kinda fucked when you want to post a cute picture of your kids hand holding something, but you realize the algorithms capture and map their detailed handprints.

y'all are fuckin dope. GN

I'm finally content with the basic functionality of the block ring: ✅️ 10-minute sweep ✅️ color change to indicate rev count ✅️ animation for new block. now to print/assemble finishing touches and publish for others to download, print, and enjoy. I want to add so much more, but will not let perfect be the enemy of good. 🤙

I stand up to pee and sit down to tell you what an incredible disappointment you are.

A picture of the LED block clock ring for a visual. I really thought this would make a good beginners project and have gotten SO close to making it work the way I want. But the lights always end up doing something a little goofy. So I figured why not offer a pleb some sats to help sort it out. See my previous posts for details. #asknostr

offering: sats (negotiable*) to a pleb who can help program an esp32 / ws2812 light setup. Please DM me and I'll send the details of what I'm looking for. Examples of previous work would be appreciated since I expect multiple responses. Sending this request out early in the day since I've got a busy day ahead. I'll check back in later this afternoon/evening to reply. * This should be a fairly simple job (a single light strip set up to act as a block clock), so I'm thinking 50k sats (plus additional if I can get some of the nice-to-have options). If I'm off-base with that offer, please let me know in the comments. #asknostr

🎶🎶 We sat around the pile. We sat and laughed. We sat and laughed and Waved it into the air! And we did it just like that. When we want something, We don't want to pay for it. 🎶🎶

🎵🎵 I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something, I don't want to pay for it. 🎵🎵

Coming for you, 1 million. The first of many.... #row #concept2 🚣‍♂️

want to add a passphrase? want a multisig setup? do. the. math.