farts are funny

wtf is going on at 1375 Dune Meadows Drive? 👀

____ your _____.

bullish on family time. gonna pay off big time.

GM and careful out there frens. I just saw someone run a red light AFTER running the previous red light where they had to lock their brakes to avoid hitting a Mack truck.

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and decay destroy, and thieves break in and steal. But store up treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor decay destroys, nor thieves break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there also will your heart be.

I'm having sell-your-chairs vibes, only much more intense. every material thing that I've purchased is like a fuse that I've attached to myself. only when I burn it all am I free to launch.

it has been quite a while since I soldered anything, but happy to say I'm still the world's okayest solderer. the cheap accelerometer is ready for integration.

my normal economic activity: A fart in a hurricane. my bitcoin economic activity: A steamy eggs-drenched-in-tobasco-sauce fart in a hurricane.

New motto: if you can't code a thought, code a lot.

smash buying today solely to pick up sats that paper-handed bitches dropped

it's kinda fucked when you want to post a cute picture of your kids hand holding something, but you realize the algorithms capture and map their detailed handprints.