What urinal strategies do you employ? #asknostr The Classic: Step up, aim straight, and let fly. Nothing fancy. Splashback: moderate The Smooth Landing: Aim the stream so that it hits a curved surface at a near perfect tangent. Maintain stability and flow as best as possible Splashback: minimal The Sound and Fury: Aim directly for the water puddle. This may require shooting the gaps in plastic inserts. Splashback: severe The Even Coat: Sweep back and forth from top to bottom, coating the entire back surface. Ensure to break up surface tension where the descending streams have developed "legs". Nobody like runs in their paint. Splashback: moderate The Freshest: Aim directly at the puck. Use the stream to both warm it up and agitate the surface. This allows the aroma to bloom. Splashback: moderate to severe The Long Shot: Back up and go for distance. Not for the bashful, but how do you know your range if you don't try? Splashback: moderate, depending on abilities The Arc: How high can the stream get before plummeting back to earth? Can it go over the top? Splashback: severe The Tables Have Turned: Aim the stream directly up into the port that the water flush comes from. Splashback: moderate

My nice car purchased new is the biggest shitcoin I own. Trading it in this weekend for a car befitting a bitcoiner.

I ____ to ____ your ____.

I'm looking around my house denominating things in the time that it takes me to earn the fiat to buy them. What the fuck why have I never done this before? Some things are definitely worth it, but a great many are not.

Haven't been very active on here lately. Renouncing many of my worldly possessions has been time-consuming but very liberating.

hey guys just wanna make sure you're balancing your long term strategies with some dividend yields. quarterly updates are just around the corner.

farts are funny

wtf is going on at 1375 Dune Meadows Drive? 👀

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bullish on family time. gonna pay off big time.

GM and careful out there frens. I just saw someone run a red light AFTER running the previous red light where they had to lock their brakes to avoid hitting a Mack truck.

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and decay destroy, and thieves break in and steal. But store up treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor decay destroys, nor thieves break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there also will your heart be.

I'm having sell-your-chairs vibes, only much more intense. every material thing that I've purchased is like a fuse that I've attached to myself. only when I burn it all am I free to launch.

it has been quite a while since I soldered anything, but happy to say I'm still the world's okayest solderer. the cheap accelerometer is ready for integration.