True story: I had a retiree from the Federal Reserve (family of neighbors) at my BBQ last Sunday. I am now kicking myself for not loading a wallet with a small amount of sats and telling him 12 words to make him an unwittingly unlicensed money transmitter.

My big toenail smells like a fine cave-aged gruyere 🤌🧀

I found this in the yard and I'm positive that it'll grant me 5 wishes. But I don't know if the wishes will be sneakily cursed or not. Anyone have experience with this?

I'm not sure who needs to hear this very specific information, but when connecting an arduino nano esp32 to a mpu5060 accelerometer, the SCL pin connects to A5 and the SDA pin connects to A4. There. It is documented. #arduino #esp32 #mpu5060 #FYI

Cicadas are out in numbers! Surprisingly quiet so far though. Just about every tree looks like this around here. The black dots in the last Pic are cicadas. #cicadas

When it comes to physical fitness, the most important aspect of staying healthy is this: Your very specific, regimented workout routine is the only correct way of staying fit and healthy. Any deviation from this routine is not just suboptimal, it is an act of unfathomable hubris. It is a deep insult to you and your ancestors. Anyone who proposes such heretical precepts is your sworn enemy. As long as you operate within this framework, have fun! 🤙

I use hot water when brushing my teeth. ♨️🚰🪥

Hey cute lil keekee come here for some pets while we chill on the couch! My cat:

Chive flowers pack a punch! 👊🔥

Is this a negotiation?

If bitcoin goes to zero, I'll sell all of my worldly possessions and live on raw eggs and milk. Oh no! 😱