Be a glad snek not a mad snek.

An actual window sticker I saw on the road today. Good news: meme high tide has been reached and is receeding.

Up for some spirited driving in the grocery getter? The poor man's racing harness might be for you. 1. Scoot the seat back 1 or 2 notches from normal position. 2. Draw the seat belt down to where the buckle is just above the latch. 3. Give the shoulder strap a quick yank forward so that the spool locks in place. 4. Twist the buckle 3 or so times. Take up enough slack so that it takes some force to insert into the latch. You should be pretty well pinned to the seat back at this point. 5. Slide the seat forward again to really lock in. 6. Enjoy the illegitimate marriage of man and machine.

Buy, you fools!

Amputating my vestigial fiat organs is proving to be a more lengthy procedure than I anticipated.

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Nitey-nite, psychos!

So when these trailers pull through our cities (and rural outskirts) unleashing thousands of kinetic payload autonomous drones with facial recognition, what do? We have enough nets?

What happens when you answer negatively on an employee satisfaction survey.

Lots of slick propaganda from the human disassembly machine lately... WOW Blue Angels documentary! How SR71 Blackbird works, you won't believe this! The INCREDIBLE engineering of the F-117! Getting children excited about high-tech ways to incinerate their fellow man is fucking evil.