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That's not chocolate

So Trump is sending these Venezuelans to El Salvador, a crypto country with an IMF issue. So odds on Trump sending Bitcoin to help (and use) El Salvador is...???

The Stockmarket is looking like suffering for another several weeks before it bottoms. What are the odds of Bitcoin putting that all aside and marching onwards and upwards during this time? It's got to be slim. As in slimmer than a mosquito's erection on a cold day in winter after it's had seventeen beers 🍺

No one will ever convince me that having governments involved in Bitcoin is a good thing. Same goes with corporations in bed with government, like BlackRock 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️