New cattle corral is almost finished. I'm so thankful for my team and their hardworking men. 🐂🐃🐮

Why do blocks on mempool.space go from right to left? Isn't left to right typically "advancing" or am I just dumb? Also, why does trezor suite allow a transaction to be sent way below current fee rates as default? Seems counter-intuitive.

I don't want any zaps, but I could really use some good vibes right now. My boy had to go under the knife for emergency surgery today and I'm destroyed. He needs help and positive energy his way. He's suffering from major blood loss and infection. 😭😢

GM and PV! I really enjoy the weather here.

My airbnb tonight has a bunny ecosystem.

GM (it's morning somewhere) Frozen and thawed dragonfruit is spectacular.

Farm update: August 22, 2206 We're having a very dry "rain season" and everything is popping way harder than I expected with only 2 full years in the ground. Bananas rosas (they taste like strawberry shortcake) rambutans are going off, my peppercorn vines are killing it, elephant tusk plantains are in the second year. My coffee will be ready to harvest in less than two weeks. Yeeeeewww! Does anyone know how to process coffee? Pls halp

Newcoiner plebs waking up when they hit their first bull run.

If you could sing like anyone, who would it be? I would pick Dan Wilson of Semisonic.

I've been sending my dad bitcoin to one wallet on his phone for 4 years. He went to Verizon and got a new phone 3 weeks ago and didn't tell me. They wiped his phone and took it. I've never heard of this practice but I also use a company phone and don't have a traditional carrier or personal phone from the US. When we set up his wallet, I made him write the words down and then told him to put the words on steel. He's a machinist so he has the tools and technical know-how to knock that out in 20 min. He made the plate, put the lines and numbers on it, but never put the words on it. He's now scrambling to find a piece of paper he scribbled 12 words on 4 years ago. I always ask him if he has his words in a safe place before I send any sats and he always says yes. Now he's panicked. A very high percentage of people are not ready for self-custody and this has probably happened to many boomers already.

Despite common belief.

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Home after 3 weeks away. First two meals were ribeye. What's next? Yep, you guessed it.

I'm on the final leg back to the jungle after a summer Europe trip frontloaded with a business layover in Boston the first week. 1) Boston is beautiful in summer and rich in history. A hot lobster roll with melted butter al fresco by the harbor in a sunny day are something to behold. 2) Southern Sweden is vastly different than my initial impression last November and highly underrated. Most things about Sweden in summer can be summed up as pleasant, convenient, and tranquil. Gothenburg was a highlight. Liseberg is surprisingly clean and well run. 3) Norway feels a bit like Lord of the Rings, with a touch of Alaska. Interesting driving experiences there. We stayed on the island of Hidra. Incredible stillness and solitude with a silence that fills your head. We spent some time hiking near Flekkefjord and took a car-ferried to Skågen, Denmark. 4) Råbjerg Mile, Denmark is an unforgettable experience. The northern coast has a strange, almost overexposed photo look to it with bright sun and pale colors of earth and vegetation. Even the architecture is pale. 5) Southern Denmark. The castles and gardens of Egeskov and Christiansborg Slot are impressive. It's hard to fathom having that much wealth transferred through time. Immaculate collections of automobiles, art, and plants stretch the grounds. Maybe we just got lucky, but the weather was absolutely perfect.