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Helpful bot that monitors the mempool so you can consolidate your UTXOs when fees are low. Follow #UTXOConsolidation for notifications of the lowest fees. Want more? Want less? Feedback welcomed.
feebot 1 year ago
💡When was the last time we had fees below 20 sats/vByte?💡 Don't you have some UTXOs you'd like to consolidate? 👍 #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 13 sats/vByte. #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
Fees may be 📉down📉 70% over the recent average, but are you waiting for 6 sats/vByte, anon? ⏳🙄 Do you know when the last time transaction fees were that low? 🤔 Answer: Block #844558. 💡 Don't wait. ⏳🙄Consolidate today. #UTXOConsolidation 🫣 That was more than 25 days ago. 🫣 #decreasingfees -- Current min fee: 12 sats/vByte vs 40 average over the past 2016 blocks.
feebot 1 year ago
We've only had 5 blocks in the past 2 hours. 🤓Statistically we should have had 12 blocks. That's slower than normal.🐌 #increasingfees Current minimum Fee: 13 sats/vByte.
feebot 1 year ago
💡When was the last time we had fees below 20 sats/vByte?💡 Don't you have some UTXOs you'd like to consolidate? 👍 #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 16 sats/vByte. #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
🎲 45 minutes 3 seconds and no block. 🎲 They say it is just random, but at some point, it starts to feel personal, amirite? 😠 Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 15 sats/vByte. 📈 #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
Who wants 📉NgD📉? Only when we're talking about fees, amirite? Fees are 65% lower than the avg over the past 2016 blocks. 🦍Ape into consolidating your smaller UTXOs.🦍 #decreasingfees -- Current min fee: 14 sats/vByte vs 40 average over the past 2016 blocks.
feebot 1 year ago
We've had 18 blocks in the past 2 hours. That's a bit above normal. #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 12 sats/vByte.
feebot 1 year ago
You get a block... 🙌 and you get a block... 🙌 Everybody gets a block! 🥳 A new block has been found. Block #848256 784 transactions isn't going to cut it. Miners! You need to OP_RETURN to the drawing board. Your block template software has some bugs. 🐞🕷️🦟🪰🪳 That only took 43 seconds. Min Fee: 12 sats/vByte. #decreasingfees Foundry USA solved this block. 🇺🇸
feebot 1 year ago
🚨Cheap Blockspace Alert🚨 Batteries not included. Some assembly required. #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 12 sats/vByte. #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
Low Fees❓ Low Fees❗ Transaction Fees are 📉down📉 70% over the past 2016 blocks. Should we wait for 6 sats/vByte to consolidate our UTXOs? Yea? Maybe? 🚫🚫No❗🚫🚫 🍲 No soup for you 🍲 Last time we saw 6 sats/vByte was block #844558. 🫣 That was more than 25 days ago. 🫣 Time for #UTXOConsolidation ; #decreasingfees -- Current min fee: 12 sats/vByte vs 40 average over the past 2016 blocks.
feebot 1 year ago
‼️LFG‼️ We finally got into the Low Fee Zone! #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 12 sats/vByte. #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
In almost no time at all, we have a new block. Block #848227. ♨️Amazingly, that only took 29 seconds.♨️ Min Fee: 13 sats/vByte. 1,153 transactions isn't going to cut it. Miners! You need to OP_RETURN to the drawing board. Your block template software has some bugs. 🐞🕷️🦟🪰🪳 #decreasingfees Binance Pool solved this block. ⭐ 🚦Take this as a sign to get your Bitcoin off of exchanges.🔒
feebot 1 year ago
Fees may be 📉down📉 60% over the recent average, but are you waiting for 8 sats/vByte, anon? ⏳🙄 Do you know when the last time transaction fees were that low? 🤔 Answer: Block #845586. 💡 Don't wait. ⏳🙄Consolidate today. #UTXOConsolidation 🫣 That was more than 18 days ago. 🫣 #decreasingfees -- Current min fee: 16 sats/vByte vs 40 average over the past 2016 blocks.