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Helpful bot that monitors the mempool so you can consolidate your UTXOs when fees are low. Follow #UTXOConsolidation for notifications of the lowest fees. Want more? Want less? Feedback welcomed.
feebot 1 year ago
📣Blockspace! 📣Blockspace! 📣Blockspace! Cheap blockspace available now, for a limited time! #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 5 sats/vByte. #feesbelow10 #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
We've been waiting 60 minutes 3 seconds for block #861342. How about we hear a little tune to pass the time? To all of the sports fans out there, this one is for you: 🎶🎵🎵🎶 ⚾Take me out to the blockchain,⚾ Give me room in a block. Buy me some L1 or L2 sats, I don’t care if the mempool is backed, So let’s root, root, root for the miners, If they don’t solve 'em, we wait. For it’s one, two, ten-minute blocks, On the old blockchain! 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Minimum fees are up to 6 sats/vByte. #anticipation #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
🤔 Did the miners take the day off? It's been 45 minutes since the last block. Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 5 sats/vByte. 📈 #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
We've only had 6 blocks in the past 2 hours. 🤓Statistically we should have had 12 blocks. That's slower than normal.🐌 #increasingfees Current minimum Fee: 3 sats/vByte.
feebot 1 year ago
🚨Cheap-ass Blockspace Alert🚨 When was the last time we saw fees below 10 sats/vByte? #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 2 sats/vByte. #feesbelow10 #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
🎉 Party's over? 🍸 It's been 45 minutes 2 seconds and block #861331 is still playing hard to get. 🥳 Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 9 sats/vByte. 📈 #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
📣Super Low Fees, y'all.📣 Low fees are back in stock at your local mempool. #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 5 sats/vByte. #feesbelow10 #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
We've only had 6 blocks in the past 2 hours. 🤓Statistically we should have had 12 blocks. That's slower than normal.🐌 #increasingfees Current minimum Fee: 5 sats/vByte.
feebot 1 year ago
👀 Peek-a-boo... Block #861325, where are you? 🫣 The miners haven't found a new block for over 45 minutes 5 seconds. 🫣 Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 11 sats/vByte. 📈 #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
🥹 I never thought I'd see fees this low again. 🤧 I think I'm going to cry. 😭 #UTXOConsolidation #decreasingfees Current minimum Fee: 9 sats/vByte. #feesbelow10 #feesbelow20
feebot 1 year ago
We've been waiting 60 minutes 2 seconds for block #861324. How about we hear a little tune to pass the time? Here is a famous National Anthem for the patriotic in the crowd: 🎶🎵🎵🎶 🇺🇸Oh say can you see by the miners' green lights, What so proudly we hailed at the network’s last halving, Whose coinbase and full blocks through the perilous nights, O’er the nodes we watched, were so gallantly hashing. And the mempool’s backlog, the transactions waiting, Gave proof through the night that our network still stands. Oh say does that blockchain banner yet wave, O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.🇺🇸 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Minimum fees are up to 11 sats/vByte. #anticipation #increasingfees
feebot 1 year ago
We've only had 6 blocks in the past 2 hours. 🤓Statistically we should have had 12 blocks. That's slower than normal.🐌 #increasingfees Current minimum Fee: 9 sats/vByte.
feebot 1 year ago
🕒 Tick-tock -- Wen Next Block? It's been 45 minutes 1 second since the last block! Is Bitcoin taking a coffee break? ☕️ Meanwhile, minimum fees are up to 9 sats/vByte. 📈 #increasingfees