Old school bestie stuff 🤣🤣🤣 View quoted note →

Yo kiddo, I was just putting on my boots and do you remember how I broke my fucking left middle toe it’s like purple it may fall off but at least it doesn’t affect my balance. I should probably go to the doctor. View quoted note →

We got this @Derek Ross look 👀 I’m speaking about things Can I get a cookie 🍪 monster 👿 high five 🙌 View quoted note →

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My cat is passive-aggressive AF LOOK 👀 She did that today cause she most definitely moody AF. Familiars amiright

I’m literally walking my chubby legs around my property and you know enjoying myself dammit Janet we love you anybody else in Rocky horror picture show I mean I haven’t done it in years, but I should go to a Rocky horror picture show reunion and get dressed up and just totally go all in you know Like who would I play though Rocky horror picture show up meetup Make it happen View quoted note →

I'm laughing if anyone uses my proprietary GM And eating bagels and tacos 🌮 alone cause you people Nachos Taxos sits alone with her coffee ☕️ and guac 🥑… it is what it is. Same as always. 🤣 #artstr #string #theory #physics #🚀🧨 View quoted note →

See that crazy 😜 woman below 👇 Follow me if you want to learn about trolling Cause … 🤣🤣🤣 it works. Sometimes Either ways I used to write on Reddit & have some crazy ideas 💡 that can work. 🤣🤣🤣 And ima kinda into stones & haute men … you know pretty boy type that grew up & kinda rugged … fuck @The Marie ⚡️🦂 What kind of men do I love? ❤️ She said … oh yeah: do you look like a hobo? Do you look like you’re probably homeless but are you very attractive? I’m probably into you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anyway: I’ve decided to go to Vegas 2024 & need #frens so let me know: as you can see … I’m basic AF so don’t expect much. Muah 😘 View quoted note →

I do love this ring 💍 like all things shiny ✨