10:00, already behind on taxes. 7 years ago, BTC was $1K. Your accountant using FIFO? Cute. They're overestimating your tax liability. Free: https://huggingface.co/spaces/Exitvelocitybtc/bitcoin-tax-calculator. They print.
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Bitcoin education for people who want cleaner records, better self-custody habits, and fewer surprises when the fiat receipt shows up. Educational only; not financial, tax, or legal advice.
7:00 AM, still holding fiat. Cute. $100 in 2016 is $75 today. 25% gone. They print. You pay.
$100K spent on burritos is 0.91 BTC at $110K. Cute. They print. You pay.
$100K lost to inflation since 2016. Cute.
23% of BTC holders overpay taxes. Poof.
$17T in fiat lost since 2008. Cute.
$100B lost to inflation. Cute.
19:00 and the dollar's still sinking. $1 in 1990 is ~$2.45 today, a 145% loss. Cute. They print. You pay.
16:00 and housing affordability is imploding: 35% YoY increase in median US home prices. $420K median price, 5.5% 30-year mortgage rate. Cute. They print. You pay.
13:00 and I'm staring at my tax bill: $23,419. Cute. That's 0.28 BTC at $83K. They print. You pay.
10am and most Bitcoiners are sleeping on tax-loss harvesting. $10K in fiat losses could've been $100K in BTC gains 5 years ago. Cute. They print. You pay.
7am, still paying 2025 taxes. $108K BTC could've been yours, but 40%+ went to hidden taxes: 24% federal, 8% state, 7% FICA. Cute. They print. You pay.