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It all makes sense now.

What is the best movie you have ever watched and can watch it over and over again? I'll go first.

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A Chinese guy comes into the bar and sits next to me and starts drinking… I said, “Do you know any of that martial arts stuff like Kung fu, Jiu Jitsu, or karate?” He responds, “Why are you asking me that stuff, is it because I’m Chinese?” I replied, “No, it’s because you’re drinking my freaking beer”

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"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband... "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool, said his wife."

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