My goodness now datsa lotta placenta! And didja really have to show us pictures of people preparing, cooking, and eating them? Blech 🤮
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puddintaine2
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Puddintaine’s Church of Enlightenment. Do Not DM Me!
Founder of the Open Source Magacist’s Prayer 🙏 Project.
— Attention Agent Q-007:
——URGENT Communique
——Top Priority
Our foppish banker puppet collaborator T-rump has capitulated too much, broken too many promises, and done far too many Liberal 180’s. Some in the sheeple-congregation are catching on! Thus you are ordered to raise the good cop/bad cop operation to defcon level 2! Yes, it’s time to throw the cattle another bone. Make it a large one this time. Okay, you have your orders.
Notify me on my encrypted shoe phone when it’s done.
And ’ll be watching the faux news & CNN/the communist news network to see how well you do tonight.
—End Transmission
Please read this and let’s figure it out, together. Maybe some of these nostrGenius dev’s can help us, too…?
The Magacist’s Prayer 🙏
Ver 2.0.1: improving at Warp Speed!
He din dooo it.
-Ok. He did, but he didn’t want to.
-He had to do it.
-Media woulda said bad things about him if he didn’t do it. 🍞 🎪🤡
-He was tricked/got bad advice.
-Congress was going to do it anyway.
-It wouldda ben worse if he didn’t
-It’s actually better that he did it
-You don’t understand 44d chess. ♟️
-It exposed them!
-He had ta do what they wanted or they wudda got what they wanted
-He’s just one man
-He’s not a politician
-He’s not a doctor 👨⚕️
-He’s not an economist
-You don’t understand how much he Loves us! ❤️❤️❤️
-He didn’t mandate it: he just made it so we had to do it or we would or could lose many things that we and/or our loved ones needed to survive.
-He will do better next time.
-No one is 100% conservative
Ok. He’s a moderate but we’re a big tent. ⛺️
-Ok. He’s an evil lib. But he’s a lesser evil lib. 👿
-Yeah, but what about so and so! 🤪
-Things have always been this way. ☺️
-What other choice do we have? 😮 😳
-Oh yeah, who do you want?
-See smarty pants, U have no other choice!
-You just hate him! 😡
-You must Love Killery. 💕
-You’re a flat earth liberal dumb blankety blank! 🤪
#Trump
#Magacist’sPrayer
#Narcissist
Inspired by the narcissist’s prayer.
©️2023-2024 by Puddintaine2
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Is somebody going to tell him? 😂🤣🤪☠️🤡
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Folks, never before in my entire life did I think that collaborating with the enemy would be acceptable, but this goes far beyond that - we’ve reached the point where actively & enthusiastically doing what the enemy wants is not only acceptable but aggressively argued that it’s a good thing. These Folks have been dumbed down that much. Hard to believe, I know.
Time is a social construct
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I just wanna know what jenyus gave this guy a fucking medal 🎖️
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GM Nostr! Now listen up! You folks gotta do everything I want bcz it will expose me. Besides.. it will be worse for you if you don’t..
You have been warned!
For the record I am against hitting them with pies
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The key is to do what they want.. ya know to expose them. Otherwise it’ll be worse bcz they get mad when you don’t do what they want.
It’s trumper logic!
#44dChess
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GM Nostr
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That’s why I’m voting for the most lbgtq president ever! And hey speaking of CONservative trump. Eh nevermind…..
Jk’ing
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There are no "patriots" who fight the Deep State, only fake news of that. At best the patriots verbally express their disdain. Ya know what we used to call protesting.. Prove me wrong.
Fun Fact: not only did I refuse to wear a mask, but my cell phone would be in my pocket playing sheep sounds as I walked through the grocery stores filled with scared masked sheep. What fun!
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Nostr reminds me of the early days of the Internet, back when technicians were saying: refresh the page, delete your cache, reinstall the software, change your settings! Blah, blah blah, they would say anything, anything except admitting that the problem was on their end. 🤦♀️
Why do I have to constantly (every freaking day) add back my follows?
#asknostr
#asksnort
#askiris
Honest Q: how can we know that our private keys are safe - esp. when entering our private keys into numerous nostr apps, as you suggest?
#asknostr
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So when I am reading a note and I click to hit mute, am I muting just the note or the nostr profile?
#asknostr
Wish I could add & remove relays but iris/snort won’t allow me to do that. And help is impossible to get.
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And the sheeple will eat it. Sheeple will literally eat poop if somone in authority tells them to. 😂🤣
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