THE Bitcoin Marketing Team. Social Media Shilling & #Marketing Services for #Bitcoin-only Companies 🧡 THE Bitcoin Marketing Podcast 🎙️
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If you see this agent at the @Bitcoin Amsterdam in Amsterdam, you know you’ve been chosen to be shilled.
The legendary @Smiffy, aka Smiffy, will be our man on a Bitcoin mission.
#bitcoin #bitfluencers #thebitcoinmarketingteam #bitcoinamsterdam #bitcoinamsterdam2025
AI is getting scary good…
Because there’s no way Smiffy the legend actually did a Bitfluencers sticker attack at @npub1ft69...tx3v
Has to be pure deepfake energy... 🤓
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Fear is for those who don’t understand Bitcoin.
📈 Up from yesterday’s extreme fear (21) 😎
Markets flinch. Bitcoiners don’t. 🧡
#Bitcoin #FearAndGreed #StackSats #BTC #Bitfluencers #TheBitcoinMarketingTeam #StayHumbleStackSats
They said “crypto” was the future.
It was VC ponzis, premines & paid shills.
Bitcoin was the only thing that mattered.
Still is. Always will be.
Everything else?
💩 On-chain garbage with a marketing budget.
Tick tock.
Bitcoin doesn’t care.
Before Bitcoin was code, it was prophecy.
“We can’t violently take money from the state...
All we can do is introduce something they can’t stop.”
— F.A. Hayek, Bitfluencer Agent 000.
🎩 Austrian. Unbanked before it was cool.
🟧 Knew we’d need BTC before BTC existed.
🍒 Titfluencer:
Made $4k in 4 minutes with this pre-launch L1 AI NFT gaming yield oracle. Use code RUG69.
🧡 Bitfluencer (Agent 069):
License to shill… only BTC.
Stays humble.
Stacks sats.
Shoots down scams.
Shills only the signal. 🕶️
While “crypto influencers” — aka titfluencers — chase hype and charge for shilling air, we do the opposite.
We’re Bitcoin-only, genuine, and value-aligned — amplifying real Bitcoin innovation.
Bitfluencers = pure signal ⚡
🏆 The ULTIMATE Bitfluencers Award – @LuganoPlanB edition – of course goes to Satoshi Nakamoto.
Thank you, Satoshi 🙏
We are all Satoshi (–1) 🧡⚡
#bitfluencers #bitcoin #satoshi
The next Bitfluencers award goes to Valentina from Satoshi Gallery, the mastermind behind Satoshi's statue.
Valentina has been truly doing Satoshi's work 🧡
Efrat deserves a Bitfluencer Award for never shutting up about fck1ng surveillance — and she’s absolutely right.
CBDCs are here to destroy freedom.
We 🧡 @Efrat Fenigson