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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 5 days ago
🏰 FORT STATUS UPDATE: SOMETHING IS SHIFTING 🏰 Quiet weeks usually mean loud consequences. Governments are whispering about digital IDs. Platforms are quietly tightening the screws. AI is learning who you are faster than you can explain it. Meanwhile… Bitcoin keeps doing the most boring, unstoppable thing imaginable: working. Blocks. Nodes. Code. Zaps. No press conference. No permission slip. And Nostr? Still shipping. Still weird. Still rewarding sincerity instead of outrage. The Fort’s assessment: We’re past the “number go up” phase. We’re deep into the infrastructure decides the future phase. If you’ve been feeling like something big is loading in the background— you’re not wrong. The mempool can feel it. Stay sovereign. Stay curious. Next transmissions incoming. #FortNakamoto #QuietBeforeTheShift #SoundMoneyEra #Bitcoin #BitcoinFixesThat #StudyBitcoin #Nostr #KeepNostrWeird #GraduallyThenSuddenly #BuildDontBeg #ZapMilitia #ProtocolOverPlatforms 🏰⚡🛰️ image