Waiting for them to print a million bazillion dollars

GM nostr

Dude on 𝕏 posts that he's stacked 1 bitcoin and all the comments are congratulations. People are dumb as fuck. 🤦‍♂️

Why do smoke alarms wait until 3 o'clock in the morning to tell you to change the battery?

Told my wife that when I die I want my ashes shot out of a canon while Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone" plays to a synced laser show. It's in writing and no inheritance unless she pulls it off successfully 🤣

I keep a chess set open in our home for the kids to look at. They ask what the pieces do and how to play and we are getting close to sitting down and playing a real game. I ask them what they want to move and help tell them where it can go. They move and then I make my next move. Days later they make another one and so on. It’s a cool way to learn chess in passing. There is zero immersion, it is all in passing but the moves persist in memory

I didn’t generate my own nsec by rolling dice. That’s a problem. I want my own nsec

wild stuff going on in the world

fam I did the thing. worth every sat

you may want to enable lockdown mode fam

GM nostr 🫡 stay safe out there

been doing this for about 2 years now and it just keeps getting more and more effortless as the models get better. the future is bright and you control it View quoted note →