Happy pizza day nostr. Here’s some slop to laugh at.

Introducing NIP-911: Proof of Lunch ⚡🥪 You cannot zap until you cryptographically sign what you ate. “sandwich” and “a sandwich” are different hashes. Different lunches. Different people. Skipping lunch = permanent lightning ban. No appeals. Intermittent fasting destroys your wallet. FINAL spec. No reference implementation. Marked closed.  #nostr #NIPs #zaps

Ew I gained more followers since yesterday

That's what she said is out. In this economy?! is in. keep stackin' 🫡