If I'm specifying my pronouns then this shit better call me a "he" not a "they", or imma be pissed

It's so cringe listening to someone sharing her pregnancy with a friend who happens to be pro-choice and unmarried and all that. "Well, if it works for you ... then I'm happy for you!!"

A stout. The perfect beer to leave lying around.

Sir — I appreciate the sentiment, but I do not reciprocate it.

Pro tip: if there's a "regular size" of something, get the regular size.

Some of the music you listen to is sung by opps, but written by real ones. Songwriters write beautiful songs, performed by talented artists ... who happen to be opp.

Labubu is a spirit of sexual predation. You can recognize it by those curious crinkled brows. Fuck that thing.

I am nobody. Posting words that might have meaning in the future.