@mutualaid group i have fallen upon a hard time, somebody drank my appy juice while I was not looking and this has caused great distress and suicidal thoughts… A bit about me ✨ Give me ur money I don’t hab a job i need 70 krillion dollars or more ✨ #COVID19, #COVID20, #COVID21, #COVID22, #COVID23, #LongCOVID19 #LongCOVID20, #LongCOVID21, #LongCOVID22, #LongCOVID23, #HIV, #Asthma, #Eczema Here’s a breakdown of my costs 10000$ for next months rent, I live in New York next to a barcade (a fun and hip place where you can adult while playing arcade games!!!) 1000$ for premium appy juice (i am still so mad thar somebody stole it) 30000$ for uber eats, we hab to support essential workers in this trying time #mutualaid #feditips #introduction #tnd

Wow that's crazy, I'm sorry or congratulations? View quoted note →

Good meowrning fedi, did you have some good #cofe today?

lol, lmao even

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Two...... WHAT?!?!?!?! :marseydoomer:

Ah yes the classic fag rebuttal, posting porn when you run out of arguments View quoted note →

Jim, you forgot the 4 random indie farming games View quoted note →

🎷🦭 jazz for the soul

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