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kroner@seal-cafe.mostr.pub
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I saw Graf at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about Poast or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like four bottles of Moosehead Lager in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>want to try and game the system in BG3 >go to camp, talk to skeleton dude and hire lightfoot halfling bard to the party for 100gp >spend another 100gp to respec halfling to rogue, level them up and pick the thief subclass and max out dexterity for le epic pickpocketing bonuses >infiltrate druid grove solo with the halfling, rob the vendor blind. He can't even catch me if he notices me pickpocketing either due to disengage + cunning action dash >transfer loot to my paladin who sells back everything to the vendor for a profit >rinse and repeat until I have a ton of free enchanted weapons, armor, and gp >can't help but feel bad for the vendor, so I bring him a beer with the halfling although he isn't too pleased to see them and then they end up dying because the vendor can use all the spell scrolls I sold back to him >he still doesn't know I was in on it the whole time :trollface: image
@mutualaid group umm hello, I am in desperate need of more cat pictures. Can you please find it in your heart to spare a cat picture for a nigga in this trying time? :inbreadcat: #mutualaid