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every time a flight attendant tells me that my child should be sitting with their seatbelt fastened, I tell them to tell my child directly and it works way better than when I do it 😅

Who's going to bitcoinmena in Abu Dhabi? 👀 nostr:npub1rwh33t5x8n7czknhts5fg0v0fml8mkl7neaarksumkkf8d679qrqcz7avv

one day i will orange pill someone

the babysitter is recommending one of my kids does a parasite cleanse, what do you guys think? I haven't read much about it, not sure if it's worth it

Found in the wild, nostr:nprofile1qqsthdez4xd23ah3e0p4734uvpltlkse7d3as9px4r6ynkjdw8etfngpzpmhxue69uhk2tnwdaejumr0dshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz70vy5qy somewhere near Praia Formosa

Taking a spoon of my son's ice cream and telling him it's taxes his response was "stealing people things is taxes???!" Kids understand private property rights better than most people.

“Everything they teach in school can be learned outside of it — but the things that truly matter can only be learned outside of it.“ Love this quote from Sylvia's nostr:nprofile1qqsthdez4xd23ah3e0p4734uvpltlkse7d3as9px4r6ynkjdw8etfngpzpmhxue69uhk2tnwdaejumr0dshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz70vy5qy newsletter.

set this up so I can make lunch, would recommend however as is the case in our house, markers always end up on the walls 🖌️🎨

my son has been calling me "little mama" for a while now so today I asked him why? I'm not little and now he's calling me "big mama" 😭

another day, another round of moms offering unsolicited advice about my happy and wild children ✨

I finally found my childhood books, had to go through baba's library and eventually found them demoted to a box (to make space for his books obviously). I can't wait to read these again with my kid 😍📚

day in the life of a 2-year-old: he spilled buttermilk while drinking and cried about it, poured out the soap in a bubble wand trying to blow bubbles and got mad (at who??), nearly faceplanted at dinner then got mad at me for warning him, and is now sprinting around in a backpack, covered in bits of spaghetti. tiny anarchist. not for the faint of heart.

i love that my friends reach out to me whenever they can't find an ebook "legally" 🏴‍☠️

asking my son the highlight of his stay at his grandparents, "when you left... and when you came back" 😐