"Maybe the movie is different because you were in the 1000s and we are in the 2000s now" The 1000s!! 😭

the babysitter is recommending one of my kids does a parasite cleanse, what do you guys think? I haven't read much about it, not sure if it's worth it

“Everything they teach in school can be learned outside of it — but the things that truly matter can only be learned outside of it.“ Love this quote from Sylvia's @A Place To Be newsletter.

set this up so I can make lunch, would recommend however as is the case in our house, markers always end up on the walls 🖌️🎨

my son has been calling me "little mama" for a while now so today I asked him why? I'm not little and now he's calling me "big mama" 😭

I finally found my childhood books, had to go through baba's library and eventually found them demoted to a box (to make space for his books obviously). I can't wait to read these again with my kid 😍📚

day in the life of a 2-year-old: he spilled buttermilk while drinking and cried about it, poured out the soap in a bubble wand trying to blow bubbles and got mad (at who??), nearly faceplanted at dinner then got mad at me for warning him, and is now sprinting around in a backpack, covered in bits of spaghetti. tiny anarchist. not for the faint of heart.

i love that my friends reach out to me whenever they can't find an ebook "legally" 🏴‍☠️

asking my son the highlight of his stay at his grandparents, "when you left... and when you came back" 😐

Bitcoin Beef Bits, local Finnish beef hash-dried (using miners). The reindeer tallow mayo is a must try! @Bitcoin Beef Bits

I don't think I know how to use nostr but here we are

trying to explain to my toddler how humans are free beings, and now he keeps asking "what's a free bean???"