So wait… instead of margarine they could have just added some olive oil to butter this whole time? Thinking of all those hydrogenated oils I ate as a kid 😭

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I think the worst investment I’ve ever made was buying Sonos speakers. wtf are they doing

My son knows how important Bitcoin is, I’ve been talking about it for half his life. But it didn’t *click* with him until I sent him an emoji containing some hidden nuts. Now he’s obsessed 🙌