Hear me out: Protein shake with Methylene Blue
TanukiBTC ⚡
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If you’re bullposting every day eventually you’ll be right
Im fucking entertained
Bitpanda just started shilling Bitcoin shorts. Bottom vibes!
Bonds are the biggest trap right now. Don’t buy them. Stack sats instead. Thank me later.
Are you guys entertained yet? I am. Who cares what the Bitcoin price is short term. This is the perfect storm for money that is not tied to a state medium and long term. 💥
If you can show me the Original, I want to follow you
Opened X this morning just to find absolute carnage on the timeline. Then checked the chart. Not that bad at all, a pullback for 🐜. Are these guys all shitcoining? 😂😂😂
Lasereyes till 100k (again)
Feels like we‘ll go down from here. So we‘ll probably go up. 😂 
Just to be clear. Nobody knows what’s going to happen today. Don’t use leverage and sit it out anon.
The timeline is insane today. WOW wow wow! 😮
Local bottom feels in based on sentiment. Got a few panic calls today if it’s a good time to sell. 😂
Drone mania gone?
Looks like we pretty much there. Buy the dip comfortably if you want.
Looking forward to a 2025 where privacy and anonymity must be treated even as a greater good. KYC free sats are now a must for EU citizens.
‚I am scared of quantum computers breaking Bitcoin‘ says the guy storing his coins on exchange so that he can sell faster in case his horror scenario ever materializes
I asked Grok for a ‘god candle’ and this is what I got. Top is not in! 
The real reason for the population collapse in all western countries are weak men, driving their women into anxiety
Panic texts coming like wildfire to my phone now. Still haven’t checked the chart 📈. 😂