Citi cracked the code

Tbh it’s quite obvious what will have to come next to stay relevant: Massive devaluation of the Euro
Quick KYC free stack at the local ATM before we blast off
Top is in when Sydney Sweeney is in a @Strategy ad campaign
Anyone notice that nobody is talking about their 🌕 anymore? Probably because for most it was 100k. Now we’re rotating to new market entrants. Their moon will be 10 Mio. Bullish!
The new broke is being pre-rich. Only Bitcoin achieves that feeling.
With ASI dropping within the next 5 years with high likelihood it’s your last chance to stack as many sats as possible as long as fiat mines are willing to employ you. STACK HARDER ANON.
Amazed how nobody cares about tariffs anymore?
Any seller right now must be regarded beyond belief
Vibes

Wouldn’t be surprised about a quick Bart down to fuck with the bulls and bait late shorters
The Nokia N95 was peak mobilephone. Change my mind
Can‘t buy the top because I’m already all in and out of fiat
Send it with haste. I want to feel something
If you feel bad always remember that there is someone out there holding Cordanoh
Had a lucid dream that Bitcoin was over 230k last night. Probably nothing
Sentiment feels like in the bear market trenches and we’re about to make this highest monthly close ever. Much higher!
BUY BITCOIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Hate to say it but probably Altseason imminent 😬