I don't want to change socks, but my wife says $100k is taking too long

Bitcoiners are total suckers for the truth

Truth is the only weapon I have, so of course I'm gonna wield it.

🚨 DON'T WAIT FOR TRUMP! Or for Elon, or anyone else, to make your life better/worse: Simply study #Bitcoin to benefit AND study #Bitcoin to protect yourself. Do it yourself for yourself (and everyone you love). No middle man. HODL! 🏆

You ok bro?

First they need to swallow their disappointment. Then they need to realize they're not too late. And then retail will come.

War is incompatible with Truth. Truth is incompatible with War.

I don't want to pretend like I'm unreservedly happy right now. I organized Scandinavia's first #Bitcoin conference and fucked up the budget really bad. Got depressed and stupidly found brief comfort in drugs. Having suddenly lost so many hard earned sats I had held for years made it feel like nothing mattered anymore. Before I knew it, I had wasted what little I had left in a self-destructive spiral. I will never be able to earn them back and I still wake up with a panic attack every few nights. My kids keep me going, but also racked with guilt 😔 I'll never stop stackin' though and I'm never spending another sat in my life!

With all these new Bitcoin experts, maybe someone can finally fix it!

SATS/ØRE parity reached! 🏆 As #Bitcoin breaks 1 million Norwegian cuckbucks, there is now parity between the smallest units of both currencies. Except it takes 100 øre to make a krone and 100 million sats to make a Bitcoin, of course. Wen BTC/NOK parity? 😁

So many people are buying Bitcoin now and they don't even know wtfhappenedin1971.com

"Far from being the product of human desire, decisive historic changes more often than not confound the wish of most people for stability. When change occurs, it typically causes widespread disorientation, especially among those who lose income or social status."

"Far from being the product of human desire, decisive historic changes more often than not confound the wish of most people for stability. When change occurs, it typically causes widespread disorientation, especially among those who lose income or social status." Stay cool, people are behaving exactly as people do in such times

Fun fact #1: monopoly money saw an astonishing rise in fiat value over the past century. Fun fact #2: far more fiat than monopoly money continues to be printed each year. Conclusion: monopoly money was and remains a better store of value than the Euro or the Dollar!

🚨 BREAKING: Homemade money overtakes the World's largest sovereign wealth fund

The German economy is tanking, but Berlin remains largely unaffected because: a) No one pays taxes b) Elon's Gigafactory c) We were already poor

This can NEVER happen in Europe, despite having the biggest public sectors in the world, because absolutely EVERYONE with the capacity to do is employed by the government 😞

Is it true that people will only remember you for the zaps you sent?

Gonna start saying data instead of data so people respect me more.