What kind of idiot mixes the ingredients for cookies in the wrong order?
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batman
absolutely love succulents because one of the ones I have (that I sort of neglect) has grown so much. I don’t have a before picture but like look at that stem.
Also I KNOW i have to repot it soon. I just am busy af. But looooook. 
My dad works at an Italian restaurant and has my entire life.
I was more scared to tell him I ate Olive Garden for the first time (at 18, away at college) than I was to tell him I got my nipples pierced.
😎😎😎 
two days ago I jokingly asked my friend “what if my period started on the eclipse?”
and it did. literally in the window of time of the eclipse. #baller
Meeting cancelled, yknow what that mean
*curls up under comforter and pretends the outside world doesn’t exist*
you ever make an appointment to get your belly button pierced, show up, get told you don’t have the right anatomy for it, so you get your nipples pierced instead?
PDA - parentified daughter association
seeing Snapchat memories from early quarantine say “4 years ago today” feels so absolutely unreal I cannot even fathom this.
last time I sleep with my window open. Woke up to the train blaring and a dog barking at the train.
😙😙😙 
If nobody’s got me, I know subways surfers got me 🤩
If I needed anymore confirmation that there is nothing to live for, it would be the past several hours.
if occasionally smoking a cigarette is cringe, I’m sorry. it’s just who I am.
Lorde wrote Liability for me, and I stand by that
The WHAT pop??? 
every single day I wake up and crave an everything bagel with an egg and cheese from this one place on campus.
The real reason I never post or am on this app is because I only have it on my old phone and refuse to transfer it over to my new one because I am ✨lazy✨ and this phone is always dead
I get SO excited when I see Peter Falk in anything. I am watching Wings of Desire (1987) for one of my classes and then all of a sudden BOOM it’s Columbo?? Like what are you doing in my assigned viewing?? 