Mmm that feeling when you bought a property you intend to develop and one of the tenants is already late on payments and ghosting you on iMessage with read receipts enabled. Brilliant. If this wasn't such a great piece of property i would have never bought it but so it goes.

I'm rich. How rich you ask? I threw out all my socks and bought new ones today.

Sure hanging out with @Michael Saylor would have been cool at the yacht party but i was too busy with my fancy friend - and he just so happens to be a king.

Me and the toxic plebs at our 100k yacht party. Don't be jelly

2025 prediction purely for fun. Bull and bear versions because why not. Bull version: - SBR passes but only thing that happens is seized coins are transferred in and Trump takes his victory laps - ETF's accelerate as bitcoin keeps outperforming the market - A few nation states announce reserves but larger countries are paralyzed by retard politicians who prefer to position themselves as close as possible to the money spigot for their own personal benefit - Price between 150-200k before collapsing back down to low 100k 2026 Bear version - SBR won't pass. Politicians don't have incentives to sign the bill since they're too busy looting the coffers for their own benefit. Any bitcoin held by US gov will be sold in spite of Trump and his administration. - Fed resumes hiking to combat inflation - Major bank crisis - BTC top is already in at 108k - Cracks start showing within MSTR - Return to high 5 digit bitcoin 2026 I don't buy the influencer hopium and find it's healthier to have lowered expectations. My third halving and i've seen more people blow themselves up with stupid plays when they should have just stayed humble and stacked sats. Happy New Year.

Totally random life pro tip: helicopter tape. Originally developed to protect the leading edge of rotors on helicopters. I discovered it through endurance racing where quick body damage can be repaired in seconds on cars. Also commonly used to protect paint finishes on things like mountain bikes. Insanely sticky, durable and invisible. Just repaired my vacuum cleaner with it - highly recommend having a roll of it in your arsenal of tools.

"bitcoin isn't quantum resistant!" Meanwhile in legacy finance world we're still passing around pieces of paper with account and routing info in plain sight.  

“Bitcoin isn’t etfs, bitcoin isn’t for coffee, bitcoin isn’t strategic reserves, etc” Wrong. Bitcoin is fuck you money and it’s ability to survive is predicated on the fact it doesn’t need anyone’s approval. Bitcoin is…whatever the fuck you want it to be. Assess your risk tolerance appropriately.

It's that time of the year again. I'm about to have a feng shui attack. Too much shit and not enough space: clothes, toys, etc.. Having a warehouse doesn't fix this problem it makes it worse since i now have two locations with too much shit in them. First world problems

I'm a litle sad i'm short MSTR (no exposure, no FCF here). I would not bet against the smartest guy on Wall Street is doing because the rest of the CFO/CEO lemmings are too complacent/risk averse and/or scared to deviate from mainstream consensus.

At one point shitcoiners were so delusional this JPG sold for $1.7 million dollars. I still can't wrap my head around how stupid the NFT market was/is.

us politicians right now