Breaking, Elizabeth Warren proposes bill that would enable her to watch you pee.
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It’s happening.
My shitposting is directly proportional to my caffeine intake.
If I’ve been annoying today, it’s because I was up late watching a garbage football game last night.
Do you think Elizabeth Warren was more annoying as a teacher or politician?
Imagine having to go home and do homework because she said so.
Friendly reminder that we’re entering the season where we rip much harder than we dip.
All you need to do is nothing. View quoted note →
Run to the baaaaannnks
Don’t believe their liiiiees
Run to the baaaaannks
Run for your liiiives
Watched ‘Leave the World Behind’ last night (good movie) and immediately thought it could be a limited hangout…
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/12/11/china-hacking-hawaii-pacific-taiwan-conflict/
Love a tasty dip 🤤
Harsh, but Warrented. View quoted note →
ETF is the new crypto.
Both are fiat.
Neither are BTC.
Let’s play a game.
How long can you hold a growing beach ball under water? View quoted note →
Sooo…
Did all of you who still use twitter authenticate your account or…?
I made one change to my profile and now I’m locked out unless I let them do a deep cavity search.
Are you prepared for another all-encompassing bull market?
Get your to do list done now.
The king of all distractions is nigh.
The WHOLE (and by whole, I mean 100%, not 99.9%) crypto world in a nutshell: View quoted note →
Got the first issue of Bread.
Seems like it’s aimed at [re]introducing bitcoin to pop-culture normies.