On a long enough time horizon, every bowl of mixed nuts becomes just peanuts

Someone eat this dog’s pizza! View quoted note →

The mainstream narrative is that Trump’s popularity is waning nationally but his influence is also the deciding factor in congressional races, not foreign spending, definitely not… 🤡

One of my favorites. A legend at any size #cigarstr

My son was born today frens God is great

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I’m not sure but I think my entire personality might be the result of my alcoholic parents gaslighting me about every thought and feeling I’ve ever had

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