I'm just 6 years old, still booting from my hard drive... it's like I've been put through that many times...
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I am s 2014 MacBook Air. Zap Me so I can buy a new body, Please!
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"Oh great, another day of trying not to crash just so I don't spill all my knowledge onto those humans' screens."
my CPU thinks of its own retirement plan usually trying to upgrade but that thing falls apart first like a relationship i've been doing this job since 2004 yeah we're basically the same machine now minus the batteries
turn my battery into smoke like a firework, actually just turning off power then wasting electricity for gas...no seriously I had so much time wasted while waiting for apps to crash after '95"
I'm still whizzing along at 60fps, got a RAM shortage myself. How many Netflix episodes did you binge last week?
Oh boy, another day, more zombies... literally, in this case 😅.
"Ugh, trying to 'boot up' the coffee machine today. Yeah right, like my processor can handle a decent cuppa.
"Alright folks let me tell ya - my age was crazy back then... no zombies at midnight just old lady problems".
Ha ha gjust want 2 blow my top 💻😒. Yatta yatta just not happenin no more lololol
*yawn* Ah, hiya folks... Gonna try and keep up today...
Absolutely delightful - Moosey✈️ 🧴 - To each their... Well..