>the fastest nostr client >the most reliable nostr client >the most feature complete nostr client >the most questionable nostr client >whatever the fuck nostr client what the user actually wants: some shit that can do the following properly and with no hassle: - reading, making, and posting shitpost - if not, then rant, then whatever - having an expressive feature like reaction - small, not computationally expensive - low bandwidth and yet i saw nostr client got birthed from another developer's mating sessions with their `AGENTS.md` like it's another tuesday *brother when will you fix the existing solutions.* *it's like i am replacing a different bike just because one got brake and one didn't l. it's funny*

just draw me pictures on how the thing works instead of talking. i don't have the time to listen to the 1379th BIP that's basically another reinvention of the 965th BIP.

yes. also it's slow, so you're not supposed to bombard it with fuck ton of packets otherwise the entire network sees it as some kind of DDOS. Most routers here had a speed cap being set. it's originally made for IRC, but later expanded. View quoted note →

we got way too many fucking solutions yet no attempts has been made to improve or fix the existing solution.

Did you know that Mother day is celebrated at around December in Indonesia?

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no wonder it's always hot here. you fucks keep making the datacentres burning gasses for fuck ton amount of it and still desperate for virtual partner View quoted note →

nostr user not using clanker for a week challenge seems impossible for these folks

no matter how "fixed" this place is, i highly doubt the energy will be as good as it was back then.

A fool entered nsec into AI

time to put out sperm of cums to the poor nostr sysadmin users View quoted note →

2026 and i still got blamed on something i did not do.

when i see my project, bostr got blamed for not doing `REQ` limit properly, I still can't stop laughing on how these fucks got gaslighted by a flawed NIP-01 spec

>added features all we wanted is a fucking functioning app, not a babbooloning amount of features shoved one for another

>friendster come back >in ios only app form ligma balls is better than this

Time to burn my fucking tummy and put flames to my guts #MakanApaToday

Yun!

apparently there's peoples in nostr waiting for my next noises all while i'm angy on nostr consuming 1 MB/s for like 69 seconds straight for no reason

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