friend: "isn't it mad that the sun is very far away but it can still make my ballsack stick to the inside of my leg every summer" 🌞

joking aside, if you're experiencing #penisbutter it's time to see a doctor

Two sausages, two rashers, two hash browns, beans. All in a bread roll with ketchup and butter. Time to become another heart disease statistic.

GM!

GM!

How is another day over already?

Primal.net is awesome.

Some day you'll be able to write a banging note on your morning commute and use the zaps you got to pay for your lunch.

Someone zapped me but I can't see who it was so I zapped someone else @ person who zapped me

They killed Jesus today for preaching about peace, love and equality. Tomorrow, they might kill you for not handing over your private keys 🤣 the NPCs haven't changed much over the course of history, have they?