Yo! Watch out for those unadvertised deals when grocery shopping. Scored some marked down ground beef, organic for cheaper than regular, no organic beef. Helped me stay well under my grocery budget for the month. Half of leftover grocery budget buys more sats!

Such a good day! Stack those SATs while you can.

That pesky hooman needs to go get some more of that chicken and Jollof she brought home. Best chicken ever!

Not even the cone could stop our yearly tradition of going to see the Christmas lights. Niko loves them!

Dear Santa, I've been the goodest boy ever! Um, no, no need to verify that with the hooman.

The brokest celebrity ever, but the ladies just can't resist the Niko belly. I should start charging for pets.

How hard are you stacking sats? I fill my days stealing the hoomans phone to give sats away. Sometimes she finds me and takes it, but it's fun while it lasts! She's gotta stack harder, I tell ya'.

FREEDOM AT LAST!

Oh No.

Niko maintains his innocence

Apparently paw prints and brown and white fur were found at the scene of the lambchop murder.

I was Framed or I regret Nuffin'! The doggy daycare murder mystery starts Monday. Tune in to find out who the guilty party turns out to be.

Cooking from scratch to save and stack more sats. Chicken n' dumplins for days!