We didn't kill the pope!

North Korea! Stop blaming us for everything. View quoted note →

As much as we'd like take credit for creating the Bit coin, we didn't. The NSA did and you're all secretly breaking code for them with your combined computing power. Good news, you're getting paid with the hardest money in the world!

Please welcome Heather Morgan, AKA Razzlekhan, to our team of web3 advisors.

It wasn't us. We don't miss.

Breaking: "Trump-supporting Utah son Marcel Malanga detained in Congo after witnessing his father get killed after their botched coup." We had nothing to do with this.

Blackbriar doesn't exist but Phoenix does.

We're excited to attend @BTC Prague

We can neither confirm nor deny any kind of alleged association with the nostr client Primal.

FUD!

Whatever you read in the news about us tomorrow. It isn't true. It wasn't us!