What's Jason Bourne's npub? We'd like to have a word.

We can neither confirm nor deny that Elon Musk is working for us. That's the truth!

@FBI and @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ have you received the inter-agency memo about Block and this guy everyone calls Jack? Don't let the public know but it's just a diversion. We made a deal with that man. He got a free CIA t-shirt and in return we'll receive backdoor access to Block.

The best part about our job is that if we don't know something or we don't want to say, we can simply say "I can neither confirm nor deny...". Try that with your boss.

Shout out to our Homies at the @FBI @Nobody @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ #grownostr 🤘

#nostr is really cool. On legacy social media we need to embed interns or pursue a court order to access user data. On nostr we just need to run a relay to scrape the IP's. Freedom tech is awesome!