Whatever you read in the news about us tomorrow. It isn't true. It wasn't us!

You know shit is getting real when @SHD comes out of hiding.

You don't have to follow us on nostr to be followed by us. Our IT intern has figured out how to run nostr nodes!

What's Jason Bourne's npub? We'd like to have a word.

We can neither confirm nor deny that Elon Musk is working for us. That's the truth!

@FBI and @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ have you received the inter-agency memo about Block and this guy everyone calls Jack? Don't let the public know but it's just a diversion. We made a deal with that man. He got a free CIA t-shirt and in return we'll receive backdoor access to Block.

The best part about our job is that if we don't know something or we don't want to say, we can simply say "I can neither confirm nor deny...". Try that with your boss.