Whatever you read in the news about us tomorrow. It isn't true. It wasn't us!

You know shit is getting real when @SHD comes out of hiding.

You don't have to follow us on nostr to be followed by us. Our IT intern has figured out how to run nostr nodes!

What's Jason Bourne's npub? We'd like to have a word.

We can neither confirm nor deny that Elon Musk is working for us. That's the truth!

@FBI and @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ have you received the inter-agency memo about Block and this guy everyone calls Jack? Don't let the public know but it's just a diversion. We made a deal with that man. He got a free CIA t-shirt and in return we'll receive backdoor access to Block.

Shout out to our Homies at the @FBI @Nobody @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ #grownostr 🤘

#nostr is really cool. On legacy social media we need to embed interns or pursue a court order to access user data. On nostr we just need to run a relay to scrape the IP's. Freedom tech is awesome!

The @NSA 🇺🇲☑️ constantly fucks up, then turns to us to fix their mess. Get a grip on your employees and up your opsec game.