I mentioned how I liked trains in front of a girl today and she recommended that I watch The Big Bang Theory because of Sheldon. I don't know if I wanna kill her or marry her.
Kerosene :christmas_wreath: :padoru:
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For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
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English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.
I want to get good at painting so I can paint the girl of my dreams and hang the painting in my livingroom in order to see her every day.
It's been so long since I had a single drop of alcohol. I want to get wasted :drink:
Cereal with water.
Why the fuck do I get very suggestive images of the girl with the wolf whenever I look up pictures of the little red riding hood :wat:
Are you new to political analysis? Have you heard of the horse cock theory?
Does anyone here have experience making and maintaining a terrarium? How difficult is it? :akko_thonk:
One of my HS friends is now pregnant. Damn dude, I don’t know if men are supposed to feel this way this early in their lives but I really want to have children and be a dad :cry_cirno:
I will have baby-making sex with Nijika while munching her dorito ahoge.
Oh fuck, it's already Friday late afternoon and I haven't made any plans for the night :notlikemiya: quick, who wants to uhhhhhhhh rape?