I get extra hard when I see
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Kerosene :christmas_wreath: :padoru:
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For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
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English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.
My body is a machine that turns tasks to be done today into tasks to be done tomorrow.
Sudden, nightly urge to kiss :lewd_sistine:
Today I learned there are two types of people: Those who played Twilight Princess, and those who voted for Fatchouli (neither of them played Touhou).
#BestVidyaGirlContest
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Girls in pajamas must be the hottest thing in the universe somehow
In dire need to marry/bully a dorky nerd girl.
Styrofoam is the devil. Tiny retard balls getting everywhere the moment you try to break those big blocks into something more manageable to put in the trash.
Cat's climbed onto a very tall shelf :notlikemiya: how are you gonna get down you stupid idiot?
I mentioned how I liked trains in front of a girl today and she recommended that I watch The Big Bang Theory because of Sheldon. I don't know if I wanna kill her or marry her.