17 beers 4 shots and other later Me Should I go get some more beer? I mean... For the most part all my facilities are functioning properly. I can still walk a straight line and form a coherent sentence. People Maybe not Me Yeah but People But what Me I thought it went without saying

Thoughts: I assume getting more than halfway through a book in a day is weird to you (all of you) You usually have books read to you and it doesn't quite... Go that fast... For you... So to speak... But that's ok Like Shit happens

Friends have been upset and acting weird So it hits me Ok I made you feel dumb on several levels The book thing is another issue huh? It's a random book I was reading it yesterday Like all by myself I'm sorry I got too far Like wtf am I supposed to do?

Oh some things are terrible So I changed my status to in a relationship You know how many dumb ass guys that stopped being.... Weird? 0 I'm trying to be super realistic to stop them It's not working Guys are like omg you're beautiful You're sexy I'm like I'm elbow deep in human feces I didn't get to shower today My hair hasn't been combed in like a week Does that stop them Oh fuck no

I don't really fit in Like anywhere

Friend Knows a few German phrases Me Ok let's work on grammar Or at least Grüß für Anfänger Friend What Me Oh I see Ok well I'll let you steal the spotlight when we're out and about... But I really want to educate you.... Friend Bitch Me No this is love Get over yourself

I guess it's weird Friends put on a whole show And I'm just like Oh fuck I made you feel dumb didn't I I'm sorry I didn't mean to I understand your ego is going through it right now Ok I mean we can play pretend But I'm drinking The real me is gonna come out You can ignore it though

Thoughts: :( I'm not trying to make y'all feel dumb I just I am what I am It seeps out As it does with anyone It's inevitable

Friend: I actually gave a speech on quantum teleportation Me: Oh God ily But no you didn't I know why you're doing this I made everyone feel dumb and you think quantum physics is easy... It's not... But omg my dick gets hard when people want to theorize with me... I absolutely LOVE it. So.. yes please... Tell me more about your fictitious mock up Ted talk.... Absolutely. Friend: Something something lackluster explanation Me: That's ok Keep trying 💕

- am I overloading you? - yeah kinda - oh I figured... I mean I understand that your brain capacity doesn't match mine... That's not to be rude though. - yeah I get you it's just that I -- - no say no more ... I understand... I do this to a lot of people.... So do you want a crash course in psychology and quantum physics... Or no not right now? We can talk about other shit like social media brain rot... That cool too... - ummm - oh I see

The funniest thing When a bunch of liars think you're lying about stories that you actually downplay No sweetie I used to be a real gangster I was evil as fuck Not this little weird shit that you larp No I was a real badass and I'm trying to find peace now I've been compartmentalizing for a long time I'm not like you I don't hype things up to make me seem cool and crazy I tone it down to make me seem less psycho I'm in my healing era Idk what you don't get Namaste mother fucker 🙏

It's funny to see things going mainstream that have been a problem for... Idk like a decade.

Mitigate AI induced psychosis by already being delusional about yourself because you're broken and you don't believe any flattery 🤣

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Being friends with certain people is just like practicing baby psyops When someone tries to twist shit around on you Just make a marker of the truth and then use the truth to twist it around on them It's just sad when you have your friend's back and help them downplay their role but they won't participate in phase two of trapping the other person involved that really tried to start shit I mean the plan was solid You just had to hold your shit together long enough and not give up information too soon -- not her strong suit -- I'm still worried about the body cam footage from the night she went to jail -- she did so many wrong things -- cops are not your friend

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What really gets me is this female had to make up a story to yell at me indirectly because she was so mad... ::She stole a girl's guy and then defended herself for doing such:: Well not quite true But ok Let's look at key points here (from her) Where do you get your information from (Umm you hoe - you literally did that - even in the fake story you admitted to sucking a dudes dick and gaslighting his gf when confronted) Why didn't you talk to them and shut it down when they were talking shit (No that's not how we FAFO) Obviously you must think I'm better than you and I look better than you if I can just steal your man (Guys will fuck anything) ..... There was so much anger from her If I didn't have any love for her I would have laughed and said girl we both know your brain is too fried to remember middle school Stop playin This is about the other shit being said and we know it Well you threw yourself at multiple people I was interested in Acted like they were the one that got away I mean you literally told them that You got rejected You then proceeded to talk shit about me to boost yourself I watched you take every compliment they gave me and thought it was about you Because you're delusional And you feel like you magically won some prize by clock blocking me No booboo It's cool I don't need fuckbois with drama in my life anyway You just prove you're still the same dumb bitch and are super insecure and helped me dodge a bullet But because I love you I'll let you slide I'll let you act like everyone but you is the problem You're losing your mind anyway and I feel bad But when we have another conversation when you're husband is around and I quote you you want to get mad and tell a different story I'm not backing down You did say those things But I'll leave you room to back out of it to save face with him because without him you'd be fucking homeless and fucked and I'm still your friend Despite knowing I deserve better than this nonsense And I'm sure the husband feels the same way He will sit in your delusion with you out of love You should be less of a bitch but again Drug induced psychosis and damage to the prefrontal cortex It is what it is But for the love of God Don't treat me like I'm stupid Or like I haven't watched you projecting onto everyone around you for decades