My work is throwing a BBQ on the other side of town for all the employees. Little do they know. Im going straight home and getting paid for rest of the day 😂

My Kenyan girlfriend has never tried a taco or burrito before 😆. Im sooooo excited to cook some tomorrow. The luxury we take for granted in north America 😂

Stack sats

Can I has food? #cat #catstr

I love black pussy, what can I say? #cat #catstr

I have feeling we hit the local bitcoin top... normies are asking how to buy bitcoin 😂

Smells like communism 🤮

So question, if the Federal reserve in united states and bank of Canada in Canada are both private companies, does that mean they pay taxes? Kinda weird to think about having a institution issue out a bunch of brand new money in the form of loans 💰 and having to pay taxes after the government collected a bunch of tax dollars to pay back that loan? Does that mean the federal reserve is paying taxes on taxes? 😂

Ive been in bed sick all morning and legit this has been voodoo ever seen 7am this morning when my alarm went off 😆.

I think im dying of dysentery because ive never had food poisoning last 4 days where Im non stop puking and having pure liquid dherria.. I legit havnt eatten anything past 4 days. On top of that, my workplace wants me to spend $80 on a doctor's note to return back to work 🙃

Celebrities die in 3 🤷

I swear ive tried everything for food poisoning. Ive sipped water, nope. I sipped Gatorade, nope. I tried taking gravel, nope, I tried that pink shit, nope, Tylenol, nope. I just smoked a bong and I feel a little bit better 😆

I think I gave myself food poisoning by leaving my sandwich in car for too long. I cant stop puking.

Lunch breaks just got a little bit more exciting 😆

Same voodoo #cat #catstr

Throw back to my high school days over a decade ago 🫠

#cat #catstr

So I went on a date with this African girl from Kenya 🇰🇪 and im sorry white girls of north America but you all need to step up your game. This woman legit is perfect wife material. She loves farming, cooking, cleaning and she claims to fantasizes about pleasuring me. Sorry white girls, your obsolete. 😂