To poop or not to poop. That is the question.

Ive never in my 31 years on this planet drank coffee.. my manager gave me this candy that contains coffee and now I feel like I just did a line of cocacine. Holy shit. Im like jumping off the walls.

Its that magical time of year..

I didn't expect this morning when I woke up id be shown a video of a dude getting shot in the neck. Craziness

What a time to be alive.

So my girlfriend was like let me surprise you with dinner... she got us a 6PC fried chicken with a mountain dew watermelon drink 😂. I had to explain her the whole stereotype and show her a Wikipedia page about it 😆.

Dogsitting for my mom 🐕 #dogstr

Me once I get my node back online 😆

Finally saved the princess 👸 🫡

I like new @zap.stream app. Its nifty.

Does anyone got any tips to get your girlfriend to stop cleaning your house? I made us dinner and she felt the needs to completely wash my kitchen and bathroom well I cooked 😆. She doesn't even live here.... im trying to give her a relaxing night where she can lay in bed and watch whatever movie.. nope this woman is obsessed with cleaning 😂. She keeps telling me it relaxes her....