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Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware / These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once
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evacide 11 months ago
Aerial coach: Do you remember this sequence from two weeks ago? Me: Listen, a lot has happened in the last two weeks...
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evacide 11 months ago
Let it be known that on this day in history, I made it to the end of Duolingo French. There are no worlds left to conquer.
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evacide 1 year ago
I spent most of a decade traveling to authoritarian countries and teaching people how to circumvent internet censorship. I am appalled that this is now something I have to do in the US.
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evacide 1 year ago
Lots of folks in my mentions going "Haha, the US will just ban VPNs," possibly because they are not experts in internet censorship and they have not been watching this exact same dynamic play out in dozens of countries over the last 20 years.
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evacide 1 year ago
After all of the infosec chatter about how you probably don't need a VPN, age verification has made PornHub block access in most Southern states and TikTok's about to block US IPs. We are entering a new age of internet censorship and you might need a non-shady VPN.
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evacide 1 year ago
Someone in my feed with a lot of followers asked for technical advice. I was about to reply with a joke, but first I glanced at the many, many replies. I saw that my joke would not be welcome, so I did not post it. You too can learn from this wisdom.
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evacide 1 year ago
We may not be living in the darkest timeline, but we are certainly living in the stupidest.
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evacide 1 year ago
Guy who was walking down the street, staring porn that was playing on his phone at full volume: what porn is so important that you could not wait until you got home?
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evacide 1 year ago
I am not sure why Mastodon is the only platform I am on where ending a post with "I am not interested in debating this" gets dozens of replies, many of which are, in fact, trying to debate this.
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evacide 1 year ago
You guys, I have just discovered how much an expert witness gets paid by the hour ($459 on average) and surely this is a mistake.
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evacide 1 year ago
Things that have not changed since the the first Trump administration: the same groups are still in danger and the methods of surveillance are largely the same. Things that have changed: consequences of failure are more severe, there are fewer checks on power, tech companies excited to collude.
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evacide 1 year ago
I know how to fight a long fight. I know how to triage and do harm reduction and how to play defense. But I am also very, very tired and I am going to need a minute before I can get back to work.
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evacide 1 year ago
Looking through my closet for something to wear to the EFF Awards this week, I ruled out my sequined jumpsuit because I've worn it to a work event before. Then I remembered that the work event in question was in December of 2017.